Monday, December 29, 2008

Size it up!

Not much to say today, just had a "fat" day. You see I went shopping for pants because the pants I got for christmas were to small. See, as a women, with a booty, I find it highly frustrating to find a well fitting pair of pants. EVERYTHING is "Low rise" and "Very low rise".. Sad thing is Im not even joking! Check out your local Bluenotes! Anyways, so of course I try on jeans at EVERY store in St V mall that sells them for the female gender, but notta.. until... (BUM BUM BUUMMMM)
Le Chateau! Can you believe it?! This is the 2nd time in my life I've gone looking for specifly jeans, and only fit Le Chateau. 70$ later Im walkin out with a well fitting, "normal" rise jeans! AND the kicker? I tried on a size larger then I bought at EVERYother store! SO, even though I HATE spending that much money... I will never stop shopping at Le Chateau. They have always treated me well, and come through with a great product.. AND made me feel better about my weight!
Good Luck fellow booty shoppers!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Make her up

Ok my fine fellows. This one is to you.
Ladies have this image throw at them everyday. The perfect airbrushed skin, the thick, voluminous, dark lashes. Plump, supple, pink lips.. with a high cheek bone and no sparkle left in there eyes. What makes a guy attracted to a fake face? Why is it that a guy will tell a girl she is a stone cold fox while she's all made up, but that some beautiful face without the mask could be sitting next to you, and not a single "wow your hot" will emerge from your lips?
In my life I have had one, and only one boy tell me he prefers my face without all that make up, with out me prompting him. Just the other day I put up some photos of myself with a full make up mask. It was for a mall hunt I did. Most people now a days never see me with make up on, so I figured this was a grand disguise. Anyways, my friends promptly commented. One comment really bothered me, and although I know he wasn't meaning to offend, it still bothered me a lil. It read "Appearence much improved. A++." Now as a female, I read in to this. what was my "grade" before my extreme make over? B+ A- maybe? And now that I don't look like myself, and infact look fake, this makes me more attractive?
Well my dear male folk, please PLEASE tell me your opinions here. I am a firm believer in natural beauty and inner beauty. Now I could care less if any of you find me attractive with or with out the face paint... but if you DO find a girl, lady, women attractive without, please tell her so! Dont let her feed the self doubt and let the media tell her she needs to hide her beauty under a layer of paint. I love my natural looks, and I love to get dolled up, I just dont think I need to paint it on so thick then when I remove it, you can't tell Im me.
Ladies, I'd actually love to hear your opinions on this matter. Do you agree? If not, what are your thoughts?
Thanks for your time!

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Repopulate or Lava Pit?

So this is my first blog in a LONG time, and first with this account. Bare with me.
Originally this was going to be about Banana Man handling... as a friend decided that is what he'd like to read about. I even had a nice lil story about my trip to Africa when I saw a cow pee on a bunch of bananas..
but, well, I got onto this topic after watching a video ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zvCUmeoHpw ) that a friend sent me. Its an asteroid destroying earth. I'll give you a few moments to watch....
Well after viewing set video, I said to my friend, "that would suck", which he replied "eh, I wouldn't have enough time for the suckiness to really hit".. which opened up a whole conversation about repopulating, which at first he had no problem signing up for, after all "I'd just be doing my duty as a human to preserve the race".Well this was all fine and dandy until I took his dream girl out of the equation, and added someone "icky". Now he's actually thinking about the offer on the table. He finally decided that he was undecided and asked me, "what would you do?
start pumping out babies or, as I said, lava pool?" Well the choice was obvious to me. Find the nearest Lava pool! To me it doesnt make sense to put my life in the hands of icky! I mean icky could mean anything! Disease, features, ANYTHING! so I really didnt want to get sick and die a slow death, nor did I want to raise ugly children that for some reason I couldnt love.
Now I seem to have a phobia of hating my children, which at this point are non-exsistant. But I do fear that when that day comes, when I push that wrinkled lil piece of me out, I will not have the emotional attachment EVERY mother SHOULD have. I'm not quite sure where this fear stems from... maybe I wasnt rocked enough as an infant, or maybe I was rocked to much? I just dont know, however, I DO know that I DO love babies, and I do want to be a mother. So maybe thats enough?
Anyways, what would you do?