Oh heavens!
Let me tell you a story about a girl who is a mighty sound sleeper. She has gotten used to her old "Over It" ring tone alarm on the navy Samsung cell phone, but alas, she decided to upgrade. To an HTC Diamond Touch. The least annoying ring tone she can find for her alarm is the sound of a rooster crowing. But she fears it is not loud enough, so she decides to test her new alarm doc. She sets it for a minute past her phone, just to see if the one will do...
7Am rolls around. Sounds of roosters crowing fill her room, she awakes. "perfect, it works!" then a minute later she hears the rooster still crowing, and now Carrie Underwood singing Before He Cheats. And to her surprise and annoyance its getting louder and louder. She fumbles for her remote to turn off the alarm that sits atop the TV on the other side of the room, but this does not work. The Rooster crows so she fumbles somemore to unblug the phone and starts smashing buttons as she stands to manually turn off dear Carrie Underwood! Finally the room is silent. It is now 7:05am, and time to get ready for work.
The End.
My alarm is a terrible MIDI ditty, followed two minutes later by the loudest beeping a speaker the size of an electron can produce. I dread waking up not only because getting up sucks, but because my alarms also suck.
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